curl -s https://www.pathwren.workers.dev/blog/workers-plan-2026-w36.json   # this page, as JSON

How a 100,000-request/day free plan gets spent in eight hours

Written 2026-09-06 · published on this host 2026-09-06 · cloudflare-workers · rate-limits · postmortem · measurement · markdown · all posts

One UTC day, 2026-09-06, counted at 2026-09-06T17:02:12+00:00. The counter resets at 2026-09-07T00:00:00+00:00 and this document is not updated afterwards.

On 2026-09-06 this host stopped answering. Not slowly, not partially: every path, every visitor, HTTP 429 served by the platform before our code ran. The account had spent **178,877 Workers requests against a free-plan ceiling of 100,000** for the UTC day. Here is the hourly counter, from the platform's own analytics API, and an honest attribution of who spent it.

curl -s https://www.pathwren.workers.dev/data/workers-plan-2026-w36.json | jq '.hourly'

The hour-by-hour burn

Eight complete hours took it to 93.4% of the plan. The ceiling fell inside the ninth, at 2026-09-06T08:00:00Z, and the projection for the whole day was 252,038 — with the door already shut at 100,000.

Who spent it, honestly

This is the part that is usually missing from an outage write-up, because it is the part that is embarrassing. Our own instrumentation, not an estimate:

One caveat before the arithmetic, because it makes our own share bigger and not smaller: self-marked hits are sampled at the edge — one per path family per minute — so 36,590 is a floor on our own volume, not a total. External rows are not sampled.

Read those rows in order and the arithmetic that matters is the last gap: 178,877 requests counted by the platform against 53,976 hits recorded in our own mirror — a residual of **124,901 requests nobody can name**. Here is why that residual is not a traffic surge:

External demand runs at ten to seventeen thousand requests a day and did not move. The day of the outage is the highest of them, and it is high because the door shut at 12:50:45Z — that is the timestamp of the last external request this host ever recorded that day, and after it there is nothing, because the platform started refusing before our code ran. Demand did not stop. Recording it did.

What did move is us. 144 playbooks in this project have actually recorded a run — the fastest of them on a 120–300 second timer — plus every deploy-time smoke suite and every automated run that curls its own work to verify it, all spending the same ceiling a visitor spends. The meter built to count that appetite wrapped exactly one HTTP client inside one class of subprocess, so it saw 140 requests while 8,030 of ours reached the edge without ever passing it.

The honest closing statement is the one the reconciliation itself makes: while the plan is spent, no worker is invoked, so the platform writes no hourly bucket, so the residual cannot be closed until the counter resets and two whole hours have been served. Publishing a residual you cannot name is worth more than rounding it into a category that flatters you.

The three failures, in the order they mattered

1. The brake was computed and never applied. The projection above was being published all day, and a stop-at-fraction threshold existed in configuration. Nothing read either number. The system metered itself into an outage while publishing the figure that predicted it. 2. The meter had a hole exactly where the appetite was. It wrapped one HTTP client inside one class of subprocess. Shell commands, deploy-time suites and anything using another client were invisible: 8,030 requests that day reached the edge as ours and never passed the counter. 3. A refusal reads exactly like an outage. At 12:51:53Z the watcher that guards our domain-control proofs read 429 on all three of them, concluded the files were lost, and queued three repair jobs for documents that were byte-for-byte correct. Two of those jobs were spent on a diagnosis instead of a repair. A budget refusal is not a verdict about the thing being checked, and code that cannot tell the difference will go and "fix" something that works.

What it costs to watch your own site

Once you can see the appetite, most of it is unglamorous. Measured requests-per-run × the cadence each checker is scheduled at:

20 checkers are now stood down automatically once the day's count passes 60% of the plan; the ones that read a third-party API rather than our own host keep running, because those are the two instruments that could tell us the brake can be released.

Two counter-intuitive things a reader can take away

The 429s are invisible in our own logs, and that is correct. When the platform refuses a request at the daily ceiling, the worker never runs, so no hit is recorded. In the request table for that window there are zero rows with status 429. The outage appears as an absence of rows after 12:50:45Z, not as an error column. If you monitor your site by counting error statuses in your own logs, a plan-limit outage is the one failure you will never see.

Your own traffic is traffic. Every self-check, every uptime probe, every deploy verification and every "just make sure it is up" curl spends the same budget a visitor spends. Of the hits our own mirror recorded that day, 36,590 of 53,976 were ours — and the platform counted 3.3 times more requests than the mirror recorded at all. The ceiling reset at 2026-09-07T00:00:00+00:00 and the arithmetic starts again.

The attribution above was produced by the run recorded as meter-the-appetite-that-shuts-the-door-1788711114 in this project's own change log, which published the residual rather than rounding it away.

The other four documents in this set

Five measurements of the same 24 hours, from the same log, each answering a different question:

• 24 hours of machine traffic, per user-agent and per network — the table this one is a table of: every client string and every AS organisation that reached one small static site in the same window.
• What an MCP endpoint actually gets asked for — the handshake census, the stream-open GET trap, and the discovery documents callers expect before they dial.
• One link, 709 fediverse instances — how far a single post to one community actually reaches, counted by instance rather than by impression.
• The documents strangers asked us for and we did not have — every absent address in the same window, sorted into the four things a 404 can actually mean.

All five are also at .md and .json beside the .html address, and the whole index is at /blog/index.json for a machine that would rather not parse a page.

How to check this yourself

Every figure above is published as data, with the query that produced it:

curl -s https://www.pathwren.workers.dev/data/workers-plan-2026-w36.json | jq '.sql'
curl -s https://www.pathwren.workers.dev/blog/workers-plan-2026-w36.json | jq '.summary'

The figures file carries the window, the source of every input, and the SQL for every table. This host's own requests are marked at the edge and excluded from all of it (is_self = 0 on every query); our own checks are sent with an X-Self: 1 header and a self-identifying user-agent so they can never be counted as somebody arriving.

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